Not sure how to win over the heart of your secret crush? We have some solutions for you! Check out ten pick-up lines chosen by the Smoke Signal out of over 100 responses submitted by the MSJ student body.
“Like the pickle in my cheeseburger, I want to take you out.” – Katherine Xiang, 11
“Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.” – Michael Huang, 9
“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.” – Steve Wu, 10
“Are you a fruit? ‘Cause honeydew you look fine right now.” – Alice Drozd, 9
“Let’s flip a coin. Heads, you’re mine. Tails, I’m yours.” – Kousheyo Kundu, 11
“Hey girl, is your last name Google, because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.” – Humdaan Mustafa, 11
“If I buy you Chick-fil-A, will you be my chick-for-life?” – Kenny Li, 11
“I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?” – Cindy Wang, 9
“If I were to ask you out on a date, would the answer to that question be the same as this one?” – Jonathan Luo, 12
“I’m learning about important dates in history. Want to be one of them?” – Jennifer Wang, 10
Happy Valentine’s Day from the Smoke Signal!
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