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Greased Lightnin’ Juniors (Review)


Batman: As I arrived in my Batmobile, I saw a dense cloud of black blanketing the amphitheater. I felt at home, but I think it could have been a bit darker for my taste.

Robin: While swinging in I almost tripped over those rubber strings over the tarp on the grass. What were those for?

B: I walked around the scene surveying the blackness, but it began to blow away just as I was about to enjoy the deco. However I did like the checkerboard tarp.

R: I spotted Sandy’s cutout and I liked what I saw, along with the rest of the Grease cast.

B: I was lured to the amphitheater by the sweet voice of a Junior singing “2012”.

R: The siren’s enchanting voice soothed me, but the spell broke as the song dragged onwards. Poised artistically behind the singer was a brilliant backdrop with “Greased Lightnin’ Juniors” driving through 2012.

B: Yeah, I could tell they spent a lot of quality time on it. Danny Zucko’s entrance really impressed me with his suave moves and spunky attitude.

R: I especially liked the students’ leather jackets. I need to get one ASAP.

B: I didn’t know the students’ names, but the colors they wore made it easy to see which class each person represented.

R: Forget the students! I couldn’t stop looking at that gorgeous girl Sandy.

B: At the “assembly” I was blown away by the one-man, or should I say one-woman airband. The skilled baton twirler definitely pleased the crowd.

R: In response, the Juniors went wild showing their powerful spirit. The other classes joined in to amplify the cheering.

B: Even though the balloons were raining down on me, I did enjoy the random bursts of dancing from the cast.

R: I don’t think it was fair how Danny Zucko managed to solve almost every problem by himself. I wished the other classes had a bigger role in helping to win the road race. I think that’s what it was? Or was it the dance?


B: The Juniors definitely spiced up their airbands with numerous pop culture references and even featured Korean pop music.

R: My mind was boggled by the constant hip thrusting in the boys’ booty dance. I felt awkward at times even though I enjoyed the “Dora” backpack reference.

B: The character Cha-cha piqued my interest with her spicy performance despite being a villain. Her acting along with the voice over was convincing.

R: I thought she was one scary lady, but I’m glad Sandy simply danced her way to victory and her way into Danny’s heart.

B: The partner swing dance brought an interesting new flavor to the airbands even though there were a few missteps.


R: I also enjoyed the variety of airbands like the jazz routine, the unity Tahitian dance, and the explosive girls’ hip-hop. The performances flowed smoothly along with the skit.

B: Finally Greased Lightnin’ was revealed and now I’m considering a flaming paint job on my Batmobile.

R: The magical shrinking and the removal of those beautiful flames from Greased Lightin’ at the road race confused me. What happened to the car’s spiffiness?

B: I’m glad Mission, or rather Danny Zucko, drove to victory. Although I’m not sure what the other classes were doing at that time.

R: We also managed to win the Homecoming game with a score of 20 to 12!

B: After the skit the girls’ hip hop dance provided an electrifying performance leading to a solid ending.

R: The Juniors responded with multiple screams, but I was expecting a deafening roar which came later for the closing dance number instead.

B: This year’s solid performance showcases strong talent from the Junior class, which will carry into next year’s Homecoming.

R: I’ll definitely swoop in next year to watch again.

View Junior Day online photo album here

Check back this weekend for video footage on Junior Day provided by MSJTV. The full Homecoming DVD with behind-the-scenes features will be available for purchase.

Jessica Yu

View Comments

  • to a student, this sentence-by-sentence dialogue has been tradition for longer than you've been here. if you want a legit review, wait for the next issue to come out =P

  • "The magical shrinking and the removal of those beautiful flames from Greased Lightin’ at the road race confused me. What happened to the car’s spiffiness?"

    Have the editors not seen the Music Video of Grease Lightning?. The car's luxuriness was just an illusion of what car they wanted.

    It seems like some people didn't do their homework.

    • editors don't write this, but ok, maybe if there was more time than an hour, i'm sure the writers would love to go check out that video.

  • so i heard you like writing concept reviews

    that's cool br0s i like writing concept reviews too.. but only when i know what i'm talking about, which you clearly don't

    seriously IT'S ZUKO NOT ZUCKO

    and really? "i'll definitely swoop in next year to watch again"?

    O HAI GUISE I LIEK BEING MORE PAINFULLY UNFUNNY THAN DANE COOK

    and also don't knock hip thrusting. hip thrusting is cool.

    yeah i'm done.

  • A Student: Clearly this is your first year of ever reading smoke signal reviews. Format does not affect function.

    Juniors killed it today!

  • You do realize that the Smoke Signal people have an hour, maybe an hour and a half max to do this right? If you want paragraphs, wait for the paper to come out next week.

  • @ a student
    I think you should calm down over this article.
    Why are you hating on Smoke Signal eh?
    Blame yourself for not being able to take a joke.

  • Get over it. The format of online homecoming reviews is this way for a reason, and it has become tradition because of that so lay off. Quit hating on Smoke Signal; they deserve a lot more credit.

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